Bigfoot Tried To Eat My Ass Tee

The Bigfoot Tried To Eat My Ass tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. A cryptid encounter story you didn't know you needed on a shirt. You either get it or you're Bigfoot's next meal.

Who actually wears this?

People who've spent too long in the weird corners of the internet and came out the other side with a sense of humor. Camping guys, cryptid nerds, the friend in your group chat who sends links nobody clicks.

If you've ever told a Bigfoot story at a party and watched someone slowly lose faith in you as a person, this shirt is already yours. It's for people who think the line between folklore and personal trauma is hilarious.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper promo tee
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (yes, 4XL, because Bigfoot fans come in all sizes)
• Crew neck, because we're inappropriate, not animals
• DTG print for color that doesn't bail after three washes
• Pre-shrunk so it fits the same after laundry day as it did when your poor judgment kicked in

Is this actually a good gift?

Honestly, yes. It's the gift that says "I know you, and I accept the worst parts of your personality."

Perfect for white elephant exchanges, bachelor parties, or anyone who makes cryptid jokes with a straight face. The bar for funny gifts is underground. This one clears it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt shrink?
It's pre-shrunk. Wash it however you want, it'll hold its shape.

Is the print going to crack or fade?
Nope. DTG printing means the ink is embedded in the fabric, not sitting on top. It holds up over time.

What sizes does this come in?
Unisex S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Can I wear this to Thanksgiving dinner?
You can wear it anywhere you want. Whether you should is between you and your family.

Is this shirt actually comfortable?
Heavyweight cotton, relaxed fit. It's the kind of shirt you grab first out of the drawer.