Biggest Micropenis In The World Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Biggest Micropenis In The World Tee from Unethical Threads is a back print that turns a world record nobody's chasing into a full-back trophy. Available in black or white, the front says nothing. The back says everything.

Who actually wears this?

People with extremely secure egos and a very specific sense of humor.

This is a walk-away shirt. The design sits across the upper back, so you never have to watch it register. The front is blank. You approach people looking completely normal and leave them re-evaluating everything. The confidence required to wear this is either deeply impressive or deeply concerning. Probably both.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not tissue paper with a tag
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL. No one is excluded from this achievement.
• Crew neck. A V-neck would be trying too hard for this particular message.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that won't crack, peel, or fade. Your world record is permanent.
• Available in black or white. Pick based on your level of commitment to the bit.

Is this actually a good gift?

One of the best, assuming you know the person well enough.

This is the gift you hand someone when a gift receipt would be an insult. Perfect for best friends, groomsmen, or anyone who's earned the right to have the world's biggest micropenis announced across their back. Not for your boss. Unless your boss is cool. You know if your boss is cool.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?

Back only. The front is completely blank. You walk toward people looking normal and walk away a champion.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print fade or crack?

The DTG print stays sharp through regular washing. Your world record is not going anywhere.

What colors does this shirt come in?

Black or white. Two options, both equally committed to the joke.

Is this shirt offensive?

It's a self-own. You're the target. If someone's offended by you claiming the world's biggest micropenis for yourself, that's a fascinating hill for them to die on.