Bisexual I Will Ride Just About Anything Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Bisexual I Will Ride Just About Anything tee from Unethical Threads is exactly the kind of LGBTQ pride shirt that says everything without spelling anything out. The design sits on the back, so people only get the full picture once you've already walked past them. Available in black or white.

Who's actually wearing this?

The kind of person who doesn't need a pamphlet to explain their sense of humor.

You're bi, you think double entendres are an underappreciated art form, and you'd rather let a shirt do the talking at the cookout than have the same coming-out conversation for the fifth time this month. It's the quiet flex. People read it, snort, and either love you or avoid eye contact. Both outcomes are a win.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a see-through napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because bodies come in all sizes and so does questionable taste
• Classic crew neck (no weird collars, no drama)
• DTG printed for color that sticks around longer than most situationships
• Design printed on the back, so the reveal is always a delayed reaction

Is this a good pride gift?

Honestly, yes.

If you know someone who's bi and has a sense of humor about it (which, statistically, they do), this is the gift that actually gets worn instead of shoved in a drawer. It works for Pride month, birthdays, or just a random Tuesday when you saw it and immediately thought of someone specific. Way better than a rainbow lanyard from the office supply closet.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?
S through 4XL. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is the design on the front or back?
The design is on the back of the shirt. The front is blank.

What colors does this shirt come in?
It comes in black or white.

Will the print fade after washing?
The DTG print is made to hold up. Follow the care instructions (cold wash, tumble dry low) and the colors stay put.

Is this shirt actually comfortable?
Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. Comfortable enough to wear all day, sturdy enough to survive the laundry pile.