Bisexual I Will Ride Just About Anything Tee

The Bisexual I Will Ride Just About Anything tee is exactly what it sounds like. Unethical Threads put the whole double entendre on a shirt so you don't have to keep explaining yourself at Pride. Available in black or white, because your wardrobe choices shouldn't be binary either.

Who actually wears this?

People who are bi and done being subtle about it. This is the shirt for whoever makes the joke before anyone else can, the one who leans into the innuendo instead of away from it.

It lands on two levels and both of them are valid. Nobody needs a diagram. Whether you're bi, an ally, or just someone who appreciates a well-constructed double meaning, this shirt works.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like an actual shirt, not a tissue-paper freebie from a 5K
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG print that holds its color (your commitment to the bit should outlast your laundry habits)
• Available in black or white

Is this a good Pride gift?

It's a great Pride gift. It's also a great birthday gift, coming-out gift, or "I saw this and immediately thought of you" gift.

If you know someone who's bi and has a sense of humor about it, this lands every time. It says exactly what they're already thinking. Just louder, and on cotton.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it's comfortable without being a tent. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people are happy with their usual pick.

Will the print fade after washing?
The DTG print holds its color through regular washing. Turn it inside out, wash cold, and it'll stay sharp.

Is this shirt only for bisexual people?
Nope. Allies, friends, partners, and anyone who thinks the joke is funny are welcome. Good humor doesn't check your orientation at the door.

What's the return policy?
If something's wrong with your order, reach out and we'll make it right. We're not monsters. Well, not about returns anyway.