Bisexuals Eat What? Tee

The Bisexuals Eat What? Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. Nervous chickens. Nervous cats. One very loaded question. If you already know why those animals look concerned, this shirt was made for you.

Who actually wears this?

People who are done with boring pride merch. Bi folks with a sense of humor and zero interest in sanitized, corporate-friendly representation. Also the person in the group chat who sends unhinged memes at 2 AM and never apologizes for it. You know who you are.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a glorified napkin.
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL.
• Crew neck, because even chaos needs a neckline.
• DTG print locks the colors in so they don't fade into nothing.
• Machine washable. Your mom can't shrink the joke out of it.

Is this going to offend someone?

Almost certainly. The chickens and cats on this shirt are visibly stressed, and so will anyone who needs the joke explained. For pride events, house parties, and nights out with people who can handle it, the Bisexuals Eat What? Tee fits right in. For Easter brunch with grandma, maybe sit this one out.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "Bisexuals Eat What" mean?

Look at the nervous chickens and cats on the shirt and let the double entendre do its thing. If you still don't get it, this might not be your shirt.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print fade after washing?

Nope. The DTG print holds up through plenty of wash cycles. Just follow the care label.

Is this a good gift for a bisexual friend?

If they have a dark sense of humor, this is a home run. If they prefer their pride merch wholesome, maybe grab them a candle instead.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work. But probably not.