Black And Milds And Malt Liquor Or Pineapple Juice Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Black And Milds And Malt Liquor Or Pineapple Juice Tee from Unethical Threads puts one loaded question on the back of a shirt and lets the world sort itself out. Half the people behind you will think it's about beverages. The other half already know.

Who's this shirt actually for?

Anyone who's had the bitter versus sweet debate and already picked a side.

The design sits on the back of the shirt, which means you never see who behind you just figured it out. Front is completely blank. You're just a person walking through the world, posing life's important questions to everyone in your wake.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your dietary choices
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because the question on the back is already enough
• DTG printed for color that sticks around longer than your willpower
• Back print only. The front stays clean and innocent. Just like you.

Is this going to get me in trouble?

Only with people who get it. And those people aren't going to report you, they're going to high-five you.

To everyone else, you're just a person with strong opinions about beverages and cigars. That's the beauty of this shirt: it's a clean read on the surface and something else entirely underneath. The split between people who see a drink preference and people who see the real question is what makes it worth wearing.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt say?

"BLACK AND MILDS AND MALT LIQUOR OR PINEAPPLE JUICE?" in plain text on the back. The front is blank.

Is this an IYKYK shirt?

Yes. If you have to ask what the real question is, this one's not for you.

What sizes does this come in?

Unisex S through 4XL in a relaxed fit.

Is the print on the front or back?

Back only. The front is completely blank.

Will the print fade after washing?

It's DTG printed on heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and the print holds up.