Blow Jobs Are Real Jobs Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Blow Jobs Are Real Jobs tee is a text-only back print from Unethical Threads that plays the fake labor-rights slogan completely straight. Black or white, no logo, no graphic. Just five words doing more heavy lifting than your entire resume.

Who actually wears this?

People who think workplace humor peaked somewhere around inappropriate and kept going.

The Blow Jobs Are Real Jobs tee is for anyone who treats their wardrobe like a running bit. You wear this to the barbecue, the bar, or honestly just the grocery store if you're feeling brave. The design lives on the back, so you don't even see people reading it. That's half the fun.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're inappropriate, not avant-garde
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that outlasts your reputation
• Design is printed on the back. Front is blank. Strategic.

Is this actually a good gift?

It's the best gift for someone you know well enough to offend on purpose.

Birthday, white elephant, bachelor party, "sorry I said that thing at dinner." The Blow Jobs Are Real Jobs tee covers all of the above. Just make sure you actually know their sense of humor first, because returns get awkward when the reason is "my aunt didn't find this funny."

Frequently Asked Questions

Where is the design printed?
The design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is completely blank.

What sizes does this come in?
Sizes S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?
The DTG print is made to keep its color. Follow the care instructions and you'll be fine.

Is this shirt inappropriate?
Yes. That's the point.

What color is this shirt?
Black or white. Clean, simple, impossible to miss.