Blowing Gaskets Tee

The Blowing Gaskets Tee from Unethical Threads is for the car person who's one check engine light away from a complete meltdown. It says what everyone at the shop is already thinking. Wear it to the garage, the car meet, or anywhere you need people to know you run hot.

Who actually wears this?

People who've spent more on their car than their rent. Mechanics who fix your stuff and silently judge you for it.

Car meet regulars. Guys who name their trucks. Anyone who's ever screamed at a stripped bolt at 11pm on a Sunday. If you've blown a gasket (literally or otherwise), this shirt just gets it.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a gas station freebie
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck because we're not animals
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print so the colors don't bail after three washes
• Pre-shrunk. Unlike your patience at the DMV.

Is this a good gift for a car person?

Honestly, yes.

If someone in your life talks about torque at dinner or has oil stains on clothes that aren't work clothes, hand them the Blowing Gaskets tee and watch them light up. It beats another generic "World's Best Mechanic" mug by about a thousand miles.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Blowing Gaskets tee actually about cars?
Yes, technically. It's a car shirt the same way a mullet is a haircut. You know what you're getting into.

What sizes does it come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on every body type that appreciates a questionable sense of humor.

Will it shrink?
Nope. Heavyweight cotton, pre-shrunk. Wash it however you want. It can take more abuse than your engine can.

Is this a good gift for a mechanic?
If your mechanic has a sense of humor, absolutely. If they don't, you probably need a new mechanic.