Born Free Taxed To Death Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Born Free Taxed To Death tee from Unethical Threads slaps a bald eagle and American flag on your back with the tax complaint everyone's been mumbling since their first real paycheck. Available in black or white. Patriotic imagery, deeply unpatriotic caption.

Who actually wears this?

Anyone who files taxes and resents it. So, most of the adult population.

This is the shirt for the person at the barbecue who brings up how much of their check vanishes before they see it. The working stiff, the small business owner, the one who just wants to grill and keep more of what they earn. It's not left, it's not right. It's just math.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't fall apart after three washes (you've met those shirts, you know the ones)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because complaining about taxes doesn't require a fashion-forward neckline
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that actually lasts
• Design printed on the back. Front stays clean.

Does this work as a gift?

If someone on your list has ever muttered "taxation is theft" under their breath, this is the easiest gift decision you'll make all year.

Works for birthdays, Father's Day, Fourth of July, Tax Day (April 15th, in case you've blocked it out), or any random Tuesday when someone deserves to feel understood.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Born Free Taxed To Death tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable for everyone.

Is the design on the front or the back of the shirt?

The back. The bald eagle and flag graphic with "Born Free / Taxed To Death" is a back print. Front is blank.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's heavyweight cotton. Cold wash, tumble dry low, and it holds its shape.

What colors does it come in?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your post-tax-season mood.

Is this a political shirt?

It's about taxes. Everyone pays them, everyone complains about them. That's not a political position, that's just Tuesday.