Born To Drink Forced To Drive Tee

The Born To Drink Forced To Drive tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who considers sobriety a workplace requirement, not a lifestyle choice. Some people were put on this earth with a calling. Yours just happens to come with a two-drink minimum.

Who actually wears this?

People who think "responsible drinking" means not spilling any. The Born To Drink Forced To Drive crowd isn't reckless, they just have a very specific skill set that nobody asked for. You'll find this shirt at tailgates, bachelor parties, and anywhere someone's already said "I'm fine to drive" at least twice.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a see-through napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because bad decisions come in every size
• Crew neck (we're irresponsible, not animals)
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay loud even when you probably shouldn't
• Machine washable, which is good because... yeah

Is this actually a good gift?

It's the best gift. Nothing says "I know who you really are" like handing someone a Born To Drink Forced To Drive tee at their birthday dinner. Perfect for the friend who always volunteers as designated driver but definitely shouldn't be. Also works as a retirement gift, a divorce gift, or a "sorry about last weekend" gift.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available in S-4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. The DTG (direct-to-garment) print holds up wash after wash. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it.

Is this shirt appropriate to wear in public?

That depends entirely on your definition of appropriate. We say yes. Your HR department might disagree.

Can I wear this as a designated driver?

Technically yes. Ironically, it's even funnier that way.