Born To Fish Forced To Sell My Labor T Shirt

The Born To Fish Forced To Sell My Labor tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who knows their real calling involves a rod, a cooler, and zero spreadsheets. It says what your LinkedIn bio won't. Heavyweight cotton, available S through 4XL.

Who actually wears this?

People who've done the math and realized their hourly rate would be higher if they just sold bait out of a truck.

Office workers, trades people, remote employees who are technically "working" from the dock. If you've ever sat through a meeting thinking about crappie, this is your shirt. It's the quiet protest of someone who showed up today but whose heart is on the water.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go tissue-thin after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, even your buddy with the big bass energy)
• Classic crew neck, because you're not auditioning for a fashion show
• DTG (direct-to-garment) printed so the colors stay locked in through heavy rotation
• Pre-shrunk, so it fits the same whether you just showered or just got off the boat

Is this actually a good gift?

Absolutely.

If someone in your life has ever called in sick on the opening day of fishing season, they need this shirt. It works for birthdays, Father's Day, retirement parties (especially retirement parties), or any occasion where you want to acknowledge that capitalism is a scam and bass fishing is the only honest profession.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit. If you're between sizes, go with your usual. The cut is comfortable without being a tent.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is embedded in the fabric, not sitting on top. It stays sharp through heavy rotation.

Is this appropriate for work?

Depends on your workplace. If your boss also hates being there, you'll be fine. If HR already has a file on you, maybe save it for the weekend.

What's the return policy?

We accept returns within 30 days, unworn and unwashed. But honestly, once you put it on, you're not giving it back.