AAA Born To Shit Forced To Wipe T Shirt

The Born To Shit Forced To Wipe tee from Unethical Threads puts humanity's rawest truth on a skeleton graphic. You were born to do one thing. They made you clean up after yourself. This shirt is for everyone who's still mad about it.

Who actually wears this?

People who've made peace with being the unfiltered one in the group. The friend who says the thing everyone's thinking, tips well, and has strong opinions about bidets.

If your humor sits somewhere between existential dread and a fart joke, you're in the right place. This isn't trying to be edgy. It just is. Like the act itself.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like tissue paper (ironic, given the subject matter)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the colors stay vivid through countless washes
• Pre-shrunk, so your worldview is the only thing that gets smaller over time

Is this actually a good gift?

It's the single best gift for the friend you can't take anywhere. You know exactly who that is.

Works for birthdays, White Elephant, Father's Day, or just because someone in your life needs to know you see them for who they really are. Everyone born to shit really is forced to wipe. Might as well wear it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt shrink?

It's pre-shrunk, so what you order is what you get. Wash cold and tumble dry low if you want to be extra safe.

What sizes does the Born To Shit Forced To Wipe shirt come in?

Unisex sizes S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, runs comfortable. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is the print going to crack or peel?

Nope. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. The design holds up through countless washes.

Can I return it if it doesn't fit?

Check our return policy page for full details. We want you happy, just not happy enough to stop buying shirts.

Will this offend people?

It's a shirt about wiping. If that offends someone, they've got bigger problems than your wardrobe.