Boyfriend Beater Tee

The Boyfriend Beater Tee from Unethical Threads. Equal opportunity offense on heavyweight cotton. If you already laughed at the name, this shirt was made for you.

Who Actually Wears This?

People whose sense of humor has a restraining order against good taste. Your friend who always takes the bit one step too far. The one who makes everyone nervously laugh at Thanksgiving dinner. If you're reading this far, it's probably you.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it can take a hit (thematically appropriate)
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because a V-neck would send a completely different message
• DTG printed so the colors don't tap out after a few washes
• Machine washable, though your reputation after wearing this might not be

Will This Offend Someone?

Yes. That is the whole point. The name alone does about 90% of the heavy lifting. Wear it around people who get the joke, and you're golden. Wear it around people who don't, and honestly, their reaction is half the fun. Unethical Threads exists for the people who think the line is a suggestion, not a boundary.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Boyfriend Beater Tee a real product?

Yes. It's a real shirt you can buy and wear in public. Whether you should is a different question entirely.

What sizes does the Boyfriend Beater come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so everyone can get in on the joke.

Will the print fade or crack?

No. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. The shirt will outlast most relationships.

Is this a good gift?

Only if you know the person well enough. This is a best friend gift, not a coworker-you-barely-know gift.