Break Her Bed Not Her Heart Tee

The Break Her Bed Not Her Heart Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who treats their partner right and their furniture like a suggestion. Cocky, sweet, and printed on heavyweight cotton in black or white. It says what your dating profile won't.

Who actually wears this?

Guys who know the difference between being forward and being a creep. Girlfriends buying it for the boyfriend who already thinks he's funny (he is, don't tell him).

The Break Her Bed Not Her Heart slogan reads like locker room bravado that somehow landed on the right side of the line. It's confidence with a conscience, and that combo is rarer than you'd think. Skews male, but it's a unisex cut, so anyone who gets the energy can claim it.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes (you're welcome)
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck. Black or white, whichever way you want it. Clean and loud either way.
• DTG print for color that survives the laundry, not just the first spin cycle
• Pairs well with confidence and a total disregard for your mother's opinion

Is this a good gift?

It's a great gift if you know the person. That's the whole test.

Boyfriends, husbands, that friend who says the quiet part out loud at every dinner party. It's the rare funny tee that makes the wearer look better, not worse. You're not handing someone a cringe purchase. You're handing them a shirt that's smarter than it looks, and that's harder to find than it should be.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it's not skin-tight. If you're between sizes, go with your usual. Sizes run S through 4XL.

Will the print fade or crack?

The DTG print holds its color through regular washing. No cracking, no peeling. Wash cold and skip the dryer if you want it looking fresh longest.

What's this shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck, in black or white. It has actual weight to it, not that tissue-paper nonsense.

Can women wear this?

It's a unisex cut, so yes. The sizing works for everyone, and the slogan doesn't care about your gender, just your priorities.

Is this going to offend someone?

Probably. But the people it offends weren't going to be fun at the party anyway.