Brent Peterson 2024 Presidential Tee

The Brent Peterson 2024 Presidential Tee from Unethical Threads is your official campaign merch for a candidate who doesn't exist. Well, he might exist. But he's definitely not running for president, and that's exactly why you're wearing this.

Who is Brent Peterson and why is he running for president?

He's not. That's the joke.

Brent Peterson has the same number of policy positions as he has campaign offices: zero. This shirt is for the people who looked at every actual candidate and thought, "you know what, I'd rather vote for a guy I just made up." It's political satire for anyone who's given up on sincerity and fully embraced the bit.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than most campaign promises
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (democracy is for everybody)
• Crew neck, because you're endorsing a fake candidate, not attending a black-tie fundraiser
• DTG printed so the colors last longer than the average political career
• Pre-shrunk, which is more than we can say for most candidates' egos

Is this a good gift for someone who hates politics?

It's the perfect gift for someone who hates politics. Nothing says "I see you" like handing someone a shirt for a presidential candidate that doesn't exist.

It also works for the friend who won't shut up about politics, the coworker who puts bumper stickers on their laptop, or honestly just yourself. No judgment here.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Brent Peterson a real person?

Maybe. But he's not a real presidential candidate. That's the whole point.

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex fit, so it works for everyone regardless of political affiliation.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's pre-shrunk. Unlike certain politicians, it won't change shape after you commit to it.

Is this appropriate for Election Day?

Technically nothing about it is illegal. Wearing it to an actual polling place is your call and possibly your best decision of the cycle.