Butt Plugs Are All Fun And Games Until You Fart And Shoot The Cat Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Butt Plugs Are All Fun And Games Until You Fart And Shoot The Cat tee from Unethical Threads is a back-printed public service announcement. It's the crude, slapstick safety warning you didn't know you needed, printed right where the people behind you can read it.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked on fart jokes around age 12 and never looked back. Cat owners with a sense of humor that would get them uninvited from polite dinner parties.

This is the shirt for the friend who sends things to the group chat that make everyone reply 'why are you like this.' It's back-printed, so you're basically weaponizing every checkout line and elevator ride. Walk in looking normal, leave them questioning everything.

• Heavyweight cotton (the thick kind that doesn't go see-through after three washes)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because some things should stay classic
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for colors that actually stick around
• Design is on the back. The front says nothing. You say everything.

Is this too inappropriate to wear in public?

Obviously. But the design lives on the back of the shirt, so you get plausible deniability until someone reads it. The front is totally clean. Think of it as a social experiment you wear to Target.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
The design is printed on the back only. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?
Sizes S through 4XL. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print hold up after washing?
Yes. The DTG print method bonds the ink to the fabric. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and the print stays put.

Is this a good gift?
If the person laughs at fart jokes and wouldn't file a complaint about receiving one on a shirt, absolutely. For everyone else, there's gift cards.

Does this shirt run true to size?
It runs true to size in a relaxed, slightly roomy cut. If you want a tighter fit, size down. The size chart has exact measurements.