Butt Plugs Are All Fun And Games Until You Fart And Shoot The Cat Tee

The Butt Plugs Are All Fun And Games Until You Fart And Shoot The Cat Tee from Unethical Threads is the cautionary tale your wardrobe was missing. Crude, absurd, and delivered with the straightest face in the room. This is slapstick comedy you can wear.

Who actually wears this?

People who think a cat getting launched across the room is peak comedy. So, most of the population.

This shirt thrives at barbecues, bowling nights, and anywhere the dress code tops out at "please wear a shirt." You'll watch people read it, do the math, and then completely lose it. The deadpan delivery is what makes it work. No winking, no cartoon. Just bold text and an absolutely unhinged premise.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a see-through napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck because the text is doing all the heavy lifting here
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print so the colors stay locked in and the letters don't crack
• Pairs well with questionable life choices and a cat that trusts you less now

Is this actually a good gift?

It's an elite gift. Top shelf. No notes.

For the friend who sends unhinged memes at 2 AM, the coworker who makes HR nervous, or anyone whose sense of humor lives in the gutter and thrives there. The second they unfold it and read the full line, you've already won the birthday/holiday/random Tuesday.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt shrink?

It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and it holds its shape. Cold wash, tumble dry low.

Will the print crack or peel?

No. DTG printing puts the ink directly into the fabric instead of sitting on top. The text stays put.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work. If your office has a policy against butt plug references on clothing, save it for the weekend.

Will this offend someone?

Almost certainly. That's the whole point. If the phrase "shoot the cat" makes someone clutch their pearls, this shirt is doing exactly what it was designed to do.