AAA Butt Snorkel Tee

The Butt Snorkel Tee from Unethical Threads is a graphic tee for people who think anatomy jokes peaked somewhere around never. It's a person. Snorkeling. In a butt. You either get it or you don't, and honestly, explaining it would only make things worse.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked in the group chat.

The Butt Snorkel Tee isn't for anyone worried about what their shirt says about them. It's for the friend everyone's a little afraid to bring to brunch, the one who sends memes at 3 AM that you screenshot but never admit to laughing at. If that's you, welcome home.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a see-through napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because bad taste comes in all sizes
• Crew neck (a V-neck would make this classy and we can't have that)
• DTG print, so the colors stay vivid through every wash cycle and HR complaint
• Pre-shrunk, so it fits the same whether you bought it sober or not

Will this offend someone?

Yes. That's the point.

The Butt Snorkel Tee is not subtle and it's not trying to be. If you're buying this for someone, make sure they're the type who laughs at things they probably shouldn't. If you're buying it for yourself, you already know what you're about.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Butt Snorkel Tee come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shirt shrink after washing?

It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Wash it however you want, it can handle it.

How long does the print last?

The DTG print holds its color through regular washing. No cracking, no peeling, no ghosting.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work. We'd say probably not, but we also don't know your life.