Butts Are Great Cigarette Animals Tee

The Butts Are Great Cigarette Animals Tee from Unethical Threads is animals smoking cigarettes with a pun that writes itself. It's dumb. It's perfect. If you need someone to explain why cartoon animals and the word "butts" belong on a shirt, this one isn't for you.

Who actually wears this?

People who think smoking is bad but puns are worse.

If you've ever sent a meme that made someone leave a group chat, this is your uniform. It's the shirt for the friend who always takes it one step too far and has never once apologized for it.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (we don't gatekeep comfort)
• Crew neck, because V-necks are a choice and this shirt already made enough of them
• Full-color DTG print that won't crack, peel, or fade
• Preshrunk, so the size you order is the size you get

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a great gift.

This is for the person who has everything except boundaries. Works for birthdays, white elephants, and those "I saw this and thought of you" moments. If they laugh, you nailed it. If they don't, you just learned something important about them.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the print fade or crack?
No. The DTG print holds its color and won't crack or peel, even after repeated washing.

What sizes do you carry?
S through 4XL. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is the shirt see-through?
No. Heavyweight cotton. You're fully covered.

Will this offend someone?
It's cartoon animals and a cigarette pun. So yes, someone somewhere will find a way. That's kind of the point.