Call It Necrophilia The Way I Crack A Cold One Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Call It Necrophilia The Way I Crack A Cold One tee from Unethical Threads puts one of the most unhinged puns in dark humor right on your back. It takes the sacred beer phrase and pairs it with something deeply, irreversibly wrong. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who think death jokes and beer go together like, well, death and beer. Your friend group has a running competition for the worst thing anyone's ever said out loud, and you're currently winning.

You've already sent a screenshot of this shirt to at least two people. If they laughed, you're in the right place. If they blocked you, even better.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a suggestion of one
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because the neckline is the least offensive thing about this tee
• DTG print locks the design in so it survives your laundry habits
• Design lives on the back, so people only get the punchline as you walk away

Is this actually a good gift?

If you know your audience, absolutely. This is the gift that says "I understand you on a level that should concern both of us."

Perfect for the friend who always takes the joke one step too far. The beer guy with no boundaries. The group chat that would get you investigated if it ever leaked. Maybe skip the gift receipt for grandma, though.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Is the design on the front or the back?
It's on the back. The front stays clean, so you control when people get the punchline.

Will the print crack or peel?
The DTG printing puts ink into the fabric, not on top of it. It holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.

What colors does this shirt come in?
Black or white. That's it. Pick your fighter.