Call It Necrophilia The Way I Crack A Cold One Tee

The Call It Necrophilia The Way I Crack A Cold One tee from Unethical Threads takes a classic drinking phrase and drags it somewhere your therapist warned you about. It's a dark humor graphic tee for people who like their jokes like their beer: cold and a little wrong. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

Someone who'd say the quiet part out loud at a barbecue and still get invited back.

If your sense of humor has ever made someone put down their drink and stare, this is your shirt. The Call It Necrophilia The Way I Crack A Cold One tee is for the friend everyone pretends to be embarrassed by but secretly thinks is the funniest person in the room.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper nonsense
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because dark humor comes in every size
• Classic crew neck, because you're offensive, not experimental
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that holds its color without fading into obscurity
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

It is if you know the person well enough.

This is the kind of gift that says "I understand your sense of humor and I respect it." Hand it to the wrong person and you'll get a concerned phone call. Hand it to the right one and you become legendary. The Call It Necrophilia The Way I Crack A Cold One tee hits hardest when the recipient already says stuff like this at parties.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everyone.

Is the print going to fade after washing?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric, so the design holds up through regular washing.

Does this shirt come in other colors?

It comes in black and white. Pick whichever matches your soul.

Is this shirt actually comfortable?

Heavyweight cotton, relaxed fit, crew neck. It's a genuinely comfortable tee that just happens to have an extremely questionable phrase on it.