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Call Me A 737 Cause I've Got A Few Screws Loose And Sucked A Guy Off Tee
Call Me A 737 Cause I've Got A Few Screws Loose And Sucked A Guy Off Tee
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A full crash landing of comedy, this shirt says “Call Me A 737 Cause I’ve Got A Few Screws Loose And Sucked A Guy Off.” It's absurd, gay-coded, unhinged, and undeniably viral. A guaranteed jaw-dropper for anyone who gets too close.
Materials
Materials
- Runs true to size
- Premium Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Tear-away label
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Size Chart

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