Call Me A 737 Cause I've Got A Few Screws Loose And Sucked A Guy Off Tee

The Call Me A 737 Cause I've Got A Few Screws Loose And Sucked A Guy Off tee from Unethical Threads. It says exactly what you think it says. If Boeing's quality control and your weekend decisions have something in common, this one's for you.

Who actually wears this?

People who find airplane disasters and oral sex equally funny. Your chaotic queer friends. The person at the party who makes everyone do a double-take and then laugh until they choke.

If you've ever been described as "a lot," this fits. It's for the unhinged, the self-aware, and anyone who treats their personal life like a Boeing assembly line treats safety protocols.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle the weight of this joke
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the text stays crisp through your walk of shame and the laundry after
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck (keeps the hickeys hidden, sort of)
• Pre-shrunk fabric, because at least your shirt won't have commitment issues

Will this offend people?

Yes. Absolutely. That's the entire point.

Your conservative aunt, your HR department, anyone who still trusts Boeing with their lives. But the people who matter (your actual friends, strangers with taste, fellow deviants) are going to lose it. Wear it to brunch. Wear it to the airport if you want to become a TSA anecdote.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the 737 shirt come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size, works on every body type.

Will the print crack or fade after washing?

No. The DTG printing bonds ink directly into the fabric fibers. It holds up wash after wash without cracking, peeling, or fading.

Is this a good gift for someone?

If they laugh at things they probably shouldn't, absolutely. Great for birthdays, Pride, white elephant exchanges, or just reminding someone you get their sense of humor.

Is this shirt actually about the Boeing 737?

It's referencing Boeing's well-documented mechanical issues, yes. And also sucking a guy off. It's a two-for-one situation.

What material is this made of?

Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Feels substantial, not thin and flimsy like fast fashion garbage.