Call Me A Vet Cuz I Be Putting These Dogs Down Tee

The Call Me A Vet Cuz I Be Putting These Dogs Down Tee from Unethical Threads is a heavyweight cotton graphic tee for anyone who takes competitive eating more seriously than pet ownership. Hot dog graphics. Two meanings. You already know which one is funnier.

Who actually wears this?

People who've housed an entire pack of hot dogs in one sitting and felt nothing but pride. If you've ever looked at a cookout spread like it owed you money, this shirt gets it.

The Call Me A Vet Cuz I Be Putting These Dogs Down Tee is for the person at the barbecue who treats the grill like a personal challenge, not a social event. Wear it to the Fourth of July. Wear it to a tailgate. Wear it anywhere someone is about to underestimate your appetite.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle your mustard incidents
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck because some things don't need reinventing
• DTG print for color that actually sticks around
• Front print with hot dog graphics doing all the talking

Is this actually a good gift?

Yes. An extremely good one, honestly.

For the friend who makes competitive eating look like a personality trait. For the cousin who clears the hot dog tray before anyone else gets a plate. If they laugh at the title, they deserve the shirt. If they don't get it, that's a them problem.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

Sizes S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. The DTG print holds its color. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to play it safe.

Is this shirt about hot dogs or actual dogs?

Hot dogs. The competitive eating kind. The other interpretation is just a bonus.

What color does this come in?

Black and white. Both work. Both will get noticed.