Call Me The Pituitary Gland The Way I Make A Hormone Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Call Me The Pituitary Gland The Way I Make A Hormone tee is an Unethical Threads backprint for the overlap of people who paid attention in biology class and have absolutely no filter. The design sits on the back, so you can walk away from any conversation and let your shirt finish the thought.

Who actually wears this?

People who aced AP Bio and still chose chaos.

Nurses, med students, lab techs, that one friend in the group chat who sends links nobody asked for. If you've ever made a science joke at a party and watched someone's face slowly process it, this is your uniform. Available in black or white, because your terrible sense of humor shouldn't be limited by wardrobe constraints.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like a tissue paper giveaway from a campus event
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL so everyone from "I skipped breakfast" to "I had thirds" is covered
• Crew neck because nobody needs a V-neck to deliver this kind of punchline
• DTG printed for color that holds up, not the kind that peels off after three washes like your commitment to the gym

Can I give this as a gift?

Absolutely, if you know the recipient won't need the joke explained.

This lands perfectly for biology majors, healthcare workers, or anyone whose humor runs clinical. If they laugh at anatomy puns and own at least one shirt their mother hates, you're safe. If they need you to diagram the wordplay, pick something from a nicer store.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the "Call Me The Pituitary Gland" shirt mean?

It's a biology pun that plays on the pituitary gland's role in producing hormones. If you need more than that, this might not be your shirt.

Is the design on the front or back?

The design is on the back. The front is clean, so you can maintain plausible deniability until you turn around.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shrink in the wash?

Minimal shrinkage with cold wash and tumble dry low. Follow the care label and it keeps its shape.

Is the print durable?

DTG printed, so the colors stay put through regular washing. No cracking, no peeling, no fading into a ghost of its former self.