Call Me The Pituitary Gland The Way I Make A Hormone Tee

Unethical Threads' Call Me The Pituitary Gland The Way I Make A Hormone Tee is where biology class meets the gutter. A science pun for people who paid attention in anatomy and people who are absolutely filthy. Heavyweight cotton, unisex S-4XL, in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

Nurses, lab techs, bio majors, and anyone who thinks the endocrine system is comedy gold.

If you've ever dropped a hormone joke at a dinner party and watched the table split between laughter and stunned silence, this shirt was made for your exact energy. It's the uniform for people whose humor has citations.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because science innuendo is for everybody
• Crew neck, classic cut, nothing architecturally ambitious
• DTG printed so the joke survives the washing machine longer than your dignity
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

If the person can identify the pituitary gland on a diagram and also has a sense of humor that regularly gets them in trouble, yes.

Biology teachers, med students, nurses, that friend who weaponizes puns at funerals. This is their shirt. Wrap it, hand it over, and take full credit for knowing them better than anyone else does.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Call Me The Pituitary Gland shirt true to size?

Yes. Unisex relaxed fit. If you're between sizes, go with your usual or size up for a looser look.

What does "make a hormone" mean on this shirt?

If you have to ask, this might not be the shirt for you. It's a science pun. A gloriously filthy one.

Will this shirt shrink?

Heavyweight cotton holds its shape. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it stays true to size.

Can I wear this to work?

Depends entirely on your workplace. If your coworkers appreciate anatomy humor, absolutely. If HR already has a file on you, maybe keep it for weekends.

Is this a good gift for a nurse or biology teacher?

It's practically required. Anyone in a science or medical field who also has a dark sense of humor will love this.