Call Me The Third Little Piggy Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Call Me The Third Little Piggy Tee from Unethical Threads takes a childhood fairy tale and does exactly what you think it does with it. Backprint design on heavyweight cotton. Your kindergarten teacher would be horrified.

Who's Actually Buying This?

People whose brains ruined fairy tales for themselves a long time ago.

You heard the story as a kid. You heard it again as an adult. Something clicked, and now you can't un-think it. This shirt is for that exact moment, printed on your back for the world to enjoy.

• Heavyweight cotton, not the see-through stuff you got at that 5K you didn't train for
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Crew neck, because we're classy like that
• DTG printed for colors that actually survive laundry day
• Backprint design (some jokes land better when you walk away)

Can I Give This as a Gift?

Only if you want to be the best gift-giver in the room.

This is for the friend who sends memes at 2 AM, the sibling who made every holiday dinner weird, the coworker who somehow hasn't been reported yet. If the recipient would laugh at the title alone, you're golden.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does Call Me The Third Little Piggy mean?
It's a fairy tale reference with a twist. If you get it, you get it. We're not explaining it here.

What sizes are available?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Is the print on the front or back?
Back. It's a backprint design. The front is blank.

Will the print fade after washing?
It's DTG printed, which means the ink is embedded in the fabric. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and the colors stay put.