*NEW* Call Of Diddy Video Game Parody Tee

Unethical Threads made the crossover nobody asked for. The Call Of Diddy Video Game Parody Tee takes your favorite FPS franchise somewhere deeply wrong, printed on heavyweight cotton so you can wear the crime for years.

Who's actually buying this?

Gamers with absolutely no shame and a group chat that would get flagged by the FBI.

If you've ever laughed at something you definitely shouldn't have, this shirt already has your name on it. It's the kind of tee that makes strangers either nod in respect or pretend they didn't see it. Both reactions are correct.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a screen print on it
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because even degenerates have standards
• DTG printed so the colors don't ghost after three washes
• Pairs well with questionable life decisions

Is this actually a good gift?

It's the best gift if you know someone's sense of humor. It's the worst gift if you don't.

There is no middle ground with the Call Of Diddy tee. Birthdays, white elephants, or just proving to someone that you truly understand them on a spiritual level. This is the move.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available in S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this get me weird looks?
Almost certainly. That's the whole point.

Is the print quality actually good?
DTG printed directly into the fabric. The colors hold up wash after wash without cracking or fading.

Is this an official Call of Duty product?
No. This is a parody tee. Activision has nothing to do with this and probably wishes we didn't either.