Came For The Margaritas Not The History Lesson Tee

The Came For The Margaritas Not The History Lesson Tee from Unethical Threads is a heavyweight cotton graphic tee for people whose Cinco de Mayo prep is limes and salt, not a textbook. You know what it means, and so does everyone else at the party.

Who actually wears this?

Honestly? Anyone who's been cornered at a party by that one person who wants to explain what Cinco de Mayo "really means" while you're just trying to find the salt.

This shirt works at cookouts, bachelorette weekends, taco nights, and anywhere margaritas are flowing faster than unsolicited history facts. It's a public service announcement in cotton form.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a free giveaway from a 5K you didn't finish
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Nobody gets left out of the margarita party.
• Crew neck. Classic. Not trying to reinvent anything here.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print so the colors stay vivid no matter how many washes or Cinco de Mayos you put it through
• Soft enough to pass out in after margarita number four. We don't judge.

Is this a good gift?

It's a great gift for the friend who treats every holiday like a drinking holiday. The one who asks "but will there be an open bar?" before RSVPing to anything.

If you know someone whose whole personality is margaritas and questionable decisions, congratulations. You just found their birthday present. Also works for Cinco de Mayo, bachelorette parties, or those "I saw this and thought of you" moments.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the print crack or peel after washing?

No. It's a DTG (direct-to-garment) print, not a cheap iron-on. Turn it inside out, wash cold, and it'll outlast most of your relationships.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on basically everybody.

Is this only for Cinco de Mayo?

Not even close. Taco Tuesday, Margarita Monday, girls' trips, family reunions where you need a social buffer. Year-round shirt for year-round margarita people.

Will this offend someone?

Probably. But if someone can't handle a joke about margaritas, they definitely can't handle your personality.