AAA Camel Towing Pull Out Tee

The AAA Camel Towing Pull Out Tee from Unethical Threads is a shirt about a very reputable towing company. They specialize in pulling out. That's it, that's the shirt.

Who's actually buying this?

People who peaked in humor around middle school and never looked back. This is the shirt you wear to the barbecue when you want your father-in-law to finally stop inviting you.

It pairs well with cargo shorts, a cooler full of something cheap, and the confidence of someone who truly does not care what anyone thinks.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it costs more than the joke deserves
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because bad taste comes in every size
• Crew neck, because you're not that fancy
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay loud even after your dignity fades
• Machine washable, your reputation is not

Is this a good gift?

It's the perfect gift for someone you like but don't respect. Works for birthdays, white elephants, Father's Day if you're feeling brave.

If they laugh, you've found your people. If they don't, that's useful information too.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the print fade after washing?

No. The DTG print holds up wash after wash. The joke will outlast the shirt.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is this shirt actually about towing?

Officially, yes. It's about a very professional camel towing service. We stand by that.

Will this offend people?

Almost certainly. That's kind of the point. Know your audience, or don't.