Can I Eat It As A Friend Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Can I Eat It As A Friend Tee from Unethical Threads is plausible deniability you can wear. Text on the back, so whoever reads it gets the offer and your exit at the same time. Available in black or white.

Who is this actually for?

People who treat disclaimers as a formality.

Look, the "as a friend" is carrying nothing and everyone knows it. This is a back print. By the time anyone reads it, you're already three steps gone with the blank front leading the way.

• Heavyweight cotton. Substantial fabric for an unsubtle question.
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL. The question doesn't discriminate.
• Crew neck, blank front. Nothing to see here. Keep walking.
• DTG printed so the text stays crisp through every wash.
• Available in black or white.

Can I give this as a gift?

Only if the person wouldn't need it explained.

This is not a "thinking of you" gift. It's the kind where both people laugh immediately and neither one elaborates. If you'd have to walk them through it, buy them a candle instead.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt say?
CAN I EAT IT / AS A FRIEND. Text only, printed on the back. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print hold up in the wash?
DTG (direct to garment) printing keeps the text crisp. Follow the care label and you'll be making this offer for a long time.

What colors is it available in?
Black and white.

Is the front of the shirt blank?
Yes. Completely blank. All the text is on the back.