Can I Eat It As A Friend Tee

The Can I Eat It As A Friend Tee from Unethical Threads is a proposition dressed up as a question with a disclaimer that helps absolutely no one. "As a friend" is doing none of the work it thinks it's doing. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who understand that the best disclaimers are the ones that disclaim nothing. You already know if this shirt is for you.

If you read "as a friend" and immediately thought "sure, Jan," congratulations. You're the target demographic. This is for the person at the party who says something unforgivable and then adds "I'm just being honest" like that fixes it. It doesn't. Neither does this shirt. That's the point.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually survives your laundry habits
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because this joke doesn't need a V-neck trying to class it up
• DTG print, so the text stays crisp no matter how many times you wash it
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

It's a phenomenal gift for exactly the right person and a terrible one for everyone else.

Give it to the friend who always adds "just kidding" three seconds too late. Give it to the person whose texts you screenshot for the group chat. Do not give it to your partner's parents. Do not give it at a work Secret Santa. Unless you're already planning your exit, in which case, go off.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "Can I Eat It As A Friend" mean?
It means exactly what you think it means. The "as a friend" qualifier is pulling zero weight, and everyone knows it.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on pretty much everyone.

Will this shirt offend people?
Almost certainly. That's not a bug.

Is the print going to fade?
DTG printing keeps the text crisp long-term. Your reputation is a separate issue we can't help with.

What colors is this available in?
Black or white.