Can Someone Plz Be Proud Of Me Tee

The Can Someone Plz Be Proud Of Me Tee from Unethical Threads is a heavyweight cotton graphic tee for anyone who's out here trying with absolutely no one clapping. It's exhausted, sincere, and a little profane. Available in black or white, S through 4XL.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who are genuinely doing their best and getting crickets for it. So, most of us.

This isn't an ironic-detachment shirt. It's an exhausted-sincerity shirt. The kind of thing you throw on when you've been adulting for 14 straight hours and your only reward is that nothing caught fire. If you've ever texted "I'm fine" while actively not being fine, you already own this emotionally.

• 100% heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a translucent napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because existential fatigue doesn't discriminate by body type
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the colors hold up through every wash your motivation can't survive
• Comes in black or white

Is This a Good Gift?

Honestly, yes. One of the best.

Get it for the friend who's holding it together with caffeine and spite. The sibling who just got a promotion and still feels like a fraud. Or yourself, because nobody else is going to buy you a congratulations-for-existing present. It says what a Hallmark card never will.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit that works for everyone.

Does the print fade or crack?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric so it holds up through the wash.

Is this shirt actually soft?

It's heavyweight cotton with a broken-in feel. Substantial without being stiff.

Is the print on the front or back?

Front only. The back is blank, giving you a break from being perceived.

Will this offend anyone?

Only the ones who think you should suffer in silence. Everyone else will just nod.