Can You See My Butt Plug? Tee

The Can You See My Butt Plug? tee from Unethical Threads is four stacked lines of text asking the one question nobody in history has needed answered out loud. Total sincerity, zero subtlety, and the kind of energy that makes every person within reading distance suddenly very interested in their phone. Available in black or white.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who treat oversharing as a love language.

The friend who says the thing everyone else was thinking but had the good sense to keep inside. If you've ever made a room go completely silent and felt nothing but satisfaction, this is your uniform. It pairs well with unshockable confidence and a willingness to answer follow-up questions.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle whatever your day throws at it (including horrified stares)
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're keeping it classic even when the text isn't
• DTG printed for color that holds. Your mom will still be able to read it from across the room in six months.
• Comes in black or white

Is This a Good Gift?

Only if you actually know the person.

Like, really know them. This is not a Secret Santa grab for the coworker you've spoken to twice. This is for the friend who already owns something worse. They'll love it. Everyone else at the party will have questions.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Can You See My Butt Plug shirt a real product?

Yes. Unethical Threads made it, people buy it, and some of them wear it in public. Voluntarily.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack?

It's DTG printed, so the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top. It holds up.

Can I wear this to work?

That depends entirely on where you work and how attached you are to working there.

Does it come in other colors?

It's available in black or white. Pick your fighter.