Catch Bass Gain Mass Eat Ass Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Catch Bass Gain Mass Eat Ass tee from Unethical Threads puts a jacked largemouth bass and a three-part rhyming creed on the back of a heavyweight cotton shirt. It starts at the lake, hits the gym, and finishes somewhere HR can't help you. Black or white.

Is this a fishing shirt or a gym shirt?

Both, and then some. The design doesn't pick a lane.

It's for the person whose weekend splits between a squat rack and a bass boat with zero downtime. The whole creed is printed on the back, so you walk ahead and let people process it at their own pace. Ideal for the lake, the gym, or any event where subtlety was never on the table.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a napkin with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because some choices should be simple
• DTG printed for color that outlasts your gym motivation
• Design is on the back. Walk away from people. Let them read.

Does this work as a gift?

For the right person, it's the best thing you'll ever hand them.

You already know who this is for. The one who sends unsolicited fishing photos, never skips leg day, and has definitely said at least two of these three phrases out loud. Wrap it or don't. Either way, they're going to become completely insufferable about it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is the design on the front or the back?

It's on the back. You face people like a normal person. They read it when you walk away.

Will this shirt shrink?

Heavyweight cotton holds its shape. Follow the care instructions and it'll stay put.

Is this appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work and how much you care about staying there.

What colors is it available in?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your energy.