Caution Poor Impulse Control Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Caution Poor Impulse Control tee from Unethical Threads is a yellow diamond hazard sign printed on the back of your shirt. Municipal warning signage, repurposed for a personality defect. Available in black or white, because even walking disasters get to accessorize.

Who needs a warning sign on their back?

People who've made their third questionable decision before noon. This is for the self-aware impulsive types who know exactly what they are and stopped apologizing for it. The design lives on the back, so everyone behind you gets fair notice. Think of it as a courtesy.

• Heavyweight cotton that can take whatever you put it through (and you will put it through things)
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL. Room for regrettable meals.
• Crew neck, because you have enough chaos without a complicated collar
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that doesn't bail after a few washes
• Back print design, so the people behind you know what they're dealing with

Is this a gift or a personal attack?

Both. That's the sweet spot. The Caution Poor Impulse Control tee works for birthdays, white elephants, ADHD celebrations, or any occasion where someone has fully earned their reputation. If they laugh, they're your people. If they don't, the sign was accurate.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the Caution Poor Impulse Control shirt look like?
A yellow diamond hazard sign, the kind you'd see on the road, printed on the back of the shirt. It reads CAUTION / POOR IMPULSE CONTROL.

What sizes does this come in?
Unisex S through 4XL with a relaxed fit.

Does the print fade or crack?
It's DTG printed, so the ink bonds with the fabric instead of sitting on top. It holds up without cracking or fading.

What colors is this available in?
Black or white.

Is this an ADHD shirt?
It works for that. It's for anyone who acts first and thinks later, diagnosis optional.