Caution Poor Impulse Control Tee

The Caution Poor Impulse Control tee from Unethical Threads takes a standard yellow diamond hazard sign and turns it into a personality warning label. Available in black or white, it's the most honest thing you'll ever wear. Consider it a public service announcement for everyone in your general vicinity.

Who actually wears this?

People who've made peace with their chaotic energy and decided to lean into it.

The Caution Poor Impulse Control tee is for the friend who adds things to the cart at 2 AM, says yes before thinking, and has absolutely no plans to change. ADHD crowd, impulsive shoppers, people who thrive on questionable decisions. If you need a gag gift for someone who lives without a filter, this is it.

• Heavyweight cotton that can keep up with your bad decisions
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG print, so the colors stay put even when your impulse control doesn't
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

Yes.

It's the kind of thing that makes someone laugh out loud and then immediately put it on. Works for birthdays, White Elephant, "sorry I said that" apologies, or just because you know somebody who deserves a warning label. Self-aware humor on an actual hazard sign format. Hard to beat that.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Caution Poor Impulse Control tee come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on pretty much everyone.

Will the print crack or fade after washing?
No. The DTG print holds up. Turn it inside out, wash cold, and it stays looking sharp.

Does this shirt come in different colors?
Yes, it's available in black or white.

Is this an appropriate gift?
Depends entirely on the person. If they have a sense of humor about their own terrible decisions, they'll love it. If they don't, maybe get them a candle.

What does the design look like?
A yellow diamond hazard sign (the real roadside kind) that reads 'Caution: Poor Impulse Control.' Road signage for a personality flaw.