Celebrate Anal Sex And Mental Illness Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Celebrate Anal Sex And Mental Illness tee from Unethical Threads is an awareness campaign for causes nobody asked about. This back print design says what your therapist won't put on a t-shirt. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, sizes S through 4XL.

Who actually wears this?

People who've accepted both things about themselves and decided to make it everyone else's problem.

It's the shirt you throw on when you want the person behind you to have a slightly worse day. Perfect for brunch, therapy waiting rooms, and disappointing your parents at family events. The design sits on the back, so you get to walk in looking normal and leave looking legendary.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't disintegrate after three washes like your coping mechanisms
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL
• Classic crew neck, because the message on the back is doing enough
• DTG printed for color that actually sticks around
• Available in black or white, your call

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a phenomenal gift for someone who laughs at their own damage.

Birthdays, holidays, "sorry about your diagnosis" parties. If the recipient has ever posted something unhinged at 3 AM and woke up to find it got 400 likes, this is their shirt. If they'd be horrified, maybe grab them a candle instead.

Frequently Asked Questions

What's the design placement on this shirt?
The design is printed on the back. The front is blank, so you can walk toward people looking completely normal. The reveal happens when you leave.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shirt shrink?
It's heavyweight cotton, so expect minimal shrinkage if you follow care instructions. Cold wash, tumble dry low.

Is the print going to crack or fade?
DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric fibers. It holds up well over time with proper care.

Does it come in other colors?
Black or white. Pick whichever matches your personality disorder.