Celebrate Anal Sex And Mental Illness Tee

The Celebrate Anal Sex And Mental Illness Tee from Unethical Threads is a fake awareness campaign for the two things your therapist didn't expect on the same agenda. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, unisex S-4XL. It's the ribbon nobody asked for.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who think awareness campaigns peaked too early and need new territory. If you've ever wanted to publicly support two causes that have never shared a fundraiser, this is your moment.

It works at house parties, dive bars, and any situation where someone might hand you a pamphlet. You'll get looks. Most of them will be correct.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck because V-necks have enough problems
• DTG printed for color that survives your questionable laundry habits
• Available in black or white

Can I Give This as a Gift?

Absolutely. This is the gift for someone who already has a therapist and a sense of humor about it.

Birthday, White Elephant, "sorry about your breakup." The Celebrate Anal Sex And Mental Illness Tee lands in every scenario where sincerity would be worse. Just make sure the recipient has already made these jokes themselves. Gifting someone their first offensive shirt is a different energy than gifting someone their seventh.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually promoting anything?
It's promoting the idea that awareness campaigns have gone far enough that parody was inevitable. No actual causes were consulted.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?
DTG printing holds up well. Wash inside out on cold if you want to baby it, but it's not fragile.

Does this ship discreetly?
Yes. Plain packaging. Your mail carrier will not judge you (for this, anyway).