Celebrating Cinco De Mayo Because My Ancestors Definitely Didn't Black Tee

The Celebrating Cinco De Mayo Because My Ancestors Definitely Didn't Black Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who shows up to the party with zero cultural credentials and full commitment to the margaritas. It's honest. Painfully, hilariously honest.

Who actually wears this?

Anyone who celebrates holidays from cultures they have absolutely no connection to. You know who you are.

You showed up to the Cinco de Mayo party. You brought store-bought guac and a sombrero you found at a gas station. You had the time of your life. This shirt is just putting that energy into words. Wear it to the cookout, the bar, or anywhere tequila is being poured with enthusiasm that far outpaces your heritage.

• Heavyweight cotton that handles salsa stains and morning-after regret equally well
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL, because everyone's invited to this party
• Crew neck, because you're festive, not formal
• DTG printed so the colors stay loud long after the hangover fades
• Machine washable. You will absolutely need that after May 5th

Is this actually offensive?

Only if you think self-awareness is offensive.

The joke is on you, the wearer. You're the one admitting you have no ancestral claim to Cinco de Mayo and you're celebrating anyway. That's not punching down. That's just being brutally honest about your relationship with Mexican holidays and cheap margaritas. People respect the honesty. Usually.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available in S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is this a good Cinco de Mayo gift?
If the person you're buying for celebrates holidays they have no cultural connection to (so, most people), yes. It's a great gift.

Will the print fade after washing?
No. It's DTG printed on heavyweight cotton, so the colors hold up through plenty of wash cycles.

Can I wear this outside of Cinco de Mayo?
You can wear it whenever you want. The honesty doesn't have an expiration date.

Is the shirt comfortable for all-day wear?
It's heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. You'll forget you're wearing it, which is more than you can say for that sombrero.