Celebrating Cinco De Mayo Because My Ancestors Definitely Didn't Tee

The Celebrating Cinco De Mayo Because My Ancestors Definitely Didn't Tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who goes hard on May 5th with absolutely zero Mexican heritage to show for it. Honest, self-aware, and probably holding a Corona.

Who actually wears this?

People who showed up to every Cinco party for the last decade and never once questioned it. Until now.

Look, you love the food, you love the tequila, and your DNA test came back with results that could not be further from Puebla. This shirt is just you finally owning that out loud. It's funnier when you stop pretending.

• Heavyweight cotton that handles salsa spills and public self-awareness equally well
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because cultural enthusiasm has no size limit
• Crew neck with DTG printing for color that outlasts your Cinco hangover
• Pre-shrunk fabric so it still fits after your fifth plate of street tacos

Is this a good Cinco de Mayo gift?

It's practically mandatory.

Everyone has that friend who treats May 5th like a personal holiday despite having zero ancestral connection to it. Hand them this shirt and watch the slow nod of recognition. Self-awareness wrapped in cotton. Hard to beat.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt offensive?
The joke is on the wearer, not on anyone's culture. You're calling yourself out for showing up to a holiday your ancestors had nothing to do with. Self-roasting is a victimless crime.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Works on basically every body type.

Will the print fade after washing?
No. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Follow the care label and it stays fresh for years.

Can I wear this on Cinco de Mayo?
That is literally the point. You could also wear it the other 364 days if you want to commit to the bit.

What's the shirt made of?
Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. It feels like a real shirt, not a gas station novelty tee.