Certified Munch Hoodie

The Certified Munch Hoodie from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. You've put in the work, you've earned the certification, and now there's a hoodie to prove it. No further explanation needed.

Who's actually wearing this?

People who own it. Not the hoodie (well, that too), but the title. This is for the person in your friend group whose munch status is already public knowledge, and they're not even a little bit sorry about it.

If that's you, congratulations. You've been seen.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like it costs more than it does
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL (munching has no size limit)
• Crew neck for a clean, classic look
• DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the colors stay vivid and nothing peels or cracks
• Pre-shrunk so what you order is what you get

Is this actually a good gift?

It's the best gift for the friend who has already made their munch certification everyone's business. They'll love it. Their partner might frame it.

Just make sure the person you're giving it to actually owns the joke. Otherwise you're not being funny, you're just being weird.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does Certified Munch mean?

If you have to ask, you're probably not one. But it's a meme. Look it up, then decide if you still want the hoodie. You will.

Does this hoodie shrink?

Minimal shrinkage. It's heavyweight pre-shrunk cotton. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it stays true to size.

What sizes does the Certified Munch Hoodie come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack?

No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not some iron-on that peels after three washes.

Can I wear this in public?

You can. Whether you should depends entirely on how much you enjoy confused looks from people over 40.