Certified Munch Tee

The Certified Munch Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. A public declaration of your... talents. You either earned the title or you're lying to yourself.

Who's actually wearing this?

People who don't need to explain themselves.

Look, if you're the person your friends already call this behind your back (or to your face), you might as well make it official. This shirt isn't for the shy. It's for the person who sees a compliment in a title that makes other people choke on their coffee.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a print on it
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL, because certification has no size requirement
• Crew neck, classic cut. Nothing fancy. The graphic does the heavy lifting.
• DTG printed for color that doesn't bail after three washes
• Pre-shrunk so your certification doesn't downsize

Is this a good gift?

Only if the person already knows what it means.

This is a "you had to be there" kind of shirt. Give it to the right friend and you'll be a legend. Give it to the wrong one and you'll be doing a lot of explaining over Thanksgiving dinner.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does Certified Munch mean?

If you know, you know. If you don't, this isn't the shirt for you. Google it on your own time.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed, comfortable fit. It's thick, it's soft, and it holds up.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're on the fence.

Will the print fade or crack?

Nope. DTG (direct-to-garment) printing keeps the colors locked in wash after wash. No cracking, no peeling.

Can I return it if it doesn't fit?

Check the return policy on the site. But seriously, consult the size chart first. It's there for a reason.