Certified Munch Tee

The Certified Munch Tee from Unethical Threads is for people who've earned their credentials the hard way. You didn't stumble into this title. It's a lifestyle, and now it's a shirt.

Who actually wears this?

People who are way too comfortable with themselves. The kind of person who says exactly what they're thinking at the worst possible moment and somehow everyone loves them for it. If you've ever made an entire table go quiet and then burst out laughing, this one's yours.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper nonsense
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because appetite has no size limit
• Classic crew neck
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay vivid long after you've lost your dignity
• Pre-shrunk, because this shirt should be the only thing in your life that doesn't shrink under pressure

Is this actually a good gift?

It's an elite gift. For the right person, this is better than a gift card and ten times more memorable. For the wrong person, you'll probably create an HR incident.

Know your audience. If the recipient has ever described themselves as "built different" or made a joke that cleared a room, wrap it up. They'll love you for it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does Certified Munch mean?

If you have to ask, this might not be the shirt for you. But we respect the curiosity.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work. Corporate office? Probably not. Your buddy's food truck? Absolutely.

What sizes does the Certified Munch Tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so everyone can rep their credentials.

Will the print fade after washing?

Nope. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Your commitment to the bit will outlast the shirt, but barely.

Can I return it if someone gets offended?

You can return the shirt per our return policy, but the offense? That's permanent.