*NEW* Certified Pussy Lover Cat Tee

The Certified Pussy Lover Cat Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. Two adorable cats, one very loaded phrase, and a shirt that tells the world where your priorities are. You love cats. Obviously.

Who actually wears this?

Cat people with a sense of humor and no interest in playing it safe.

This is the shirt you throw on when you want your outfit to do the talking so you don't have to. Works at the bar, the cat cafe, or your in-laws' house if you're feeling brave. It's the kind of shirt that either gets a high five or a long stare, and honestly both are a win.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a neck hole
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the colors don't bail after three washes
• Yes, the cats on it are cute. No, that doesn't make it wholesome.

Is this a good gift?

One of the best, if you pick your target right.

This is a perfect gift for anyone who won't shut up about their cats and also has the kind of humor that makes HR nervous. Birthdays, White Elephant, "just because I saw this and thought of you" energy. If you have to wonder whether the person will be offended, they will be. Buy it for someone else.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt shrink?
It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and it'll hold up fine.

What does DTG mean?
Direct to garment printing. The design is printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top like a cheap iron-on.

Is this shirt actually inappropriate?
It has two cats on it and says Certified Pussy Lover. You tell us.

What sizes do you carry?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Can I return it if it doesn't fit?
Check our return policy page for details. We want you happy, just maybe not as happy as you are about cats.