*NEW* Certified Pussy Lover Tee

The Certified Pussy Lover tee is exactly what it sounds like. Unethical Threads put a pile of cats on a shirt, slapped that title on it, and let your brain do the rest. You're welcome.

Who's actually wearing this?

Cat people who don't take themselves seriously. Also people who take themselves very seriously but want plausible deniability.

You'll catch someone at the grocery store in this and you'll both know. That's the whole point. No explanation needed, no wink required. The shirt does the talking and it is not subtle about it.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper situation
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the graphic stays vivid through the wash cycle (unlike your reputation after wearing this in public)
• Pre-shrunk, so what you order is what you get

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift if you know the person. It's a terrible gift if you don't.

There's really no in-between with a shirt that says Certified Pussy Lover on it. If you're buying this for a cat dad, a best friend, or someone whose humor runs as dark as yours, you already know the answer. Wrap it or don't. The shirt speaks for itself.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt actually have cats on it?

Yes. The graphic features multiple cats. The text says what it says. Put those two things together however you want.

What sizes does the Certified Pussy Lover tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for basically everyone.

Will this shrink in the wash?

It's pre-shrunk. Order your normal size and you're good.

Is the print going to crack or peel?

No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the colors hold up over time.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work. If your office has a sense of humor, go for it. If HR already has a file on you, maybe save it for the weekend.