AAA Chicken Tender Slut T Shirt

The Chicken Tender Slut tee from Unethical Threads is for the person who turned a fast food preference into a whole personality. You know who you are. Heavyweight cotton, DTG printed, S through 4XL.

Who Actually Wears This?

Anyone who's ordered chicken tenders at a nice restaurant and felt absolutely nothing about it. The kind of person who ranks dipping sauces with the seriousness of a sommelier.

If "chicken tender enthusiast" is already in your dating profile, congratulations, you've found your uniform. This isn't a phase. This is who you are now.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like a gas station souvenir
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because even tender sluts have standards
• DTG print locks the colors in. Your sauce-stained washing machine won't win this one.
• Pre-shrunk. Fits the same on wash fifty as it did on day one.

Can I Actually Give This as a Gift?

Absolutely. If someone in your life has a concerning emotional relationship with chicken tenders, this is the move.

Works for birthdays, Secret Santa, or the classic "I saw this and immediately thought of you" moment. That's not an insult. That's a compliment.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the Chicken Tender Slut shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so go with your normal size. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack after washing?

No. DTG printing absorbs the ink into the fabric instead of sitting on top. Wash inside out on cold and it stays sharp.

Is this shirt appropriate to wear in public?

That depends entirely on your comfort level with the word "slut" across your chest at brunch. We believe in you, but read the room.

What sizes does the Chicken Tender Slut tee come in?

S through 4XL. Tender love is inclusive.