Choke Me Like Bundy Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Choke Me Like Bundy tee is Unethical Threads doing what it does best. True crime humor meets bedroom energy on a heavyweight backprint for the kind of person who laughs at the parts of documentaries that make everyone else leave the room. You already know if this is for you.

Who's Actually Buying This?

People with a true crime obsession and zero interest in keeping it tasteful. The Bundy fandom is split between the scholarly types and the ones who'd absolutely wear this to a murder mystery night. If you're reading this far, you already know which camp you're in.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a suggestion of one
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because we don't gatekeep dark humor by size
• Classic crew neck. Nothing fancy. The backprint does all the talking.
• DTG printed so the colors stay locked in through every wash. No cracking, no fading, no excuses.
• Backprint placement, because the best reactions happen after you've already walked past someone

Will This Offend Someone?

Yes. That's kind of the whole thing. If you're buying a shirt that puts Ted Bundy and choking in the same sentence, you've made peace with the fact that not everyone's going to get it. The people who do get it are your people. Everyone else can keep scrolling.

Frequently Asked Questions

What size should I get?

The fit is unisex and relaxed. If you're between sizes, go with your usual. Check the size chart to be sure.

Is the design on the front or back?

It's a backprint. The front is clean, so you get to watch people's faces change when you walk past them.

Will the print fade or crack?

No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the colors hold up through every wash without cracking or peeling.

Is this appropriate for family events?

Probably not. But you already knew that when you clicked on it.

Do you ship discreetly?

Plain packaging, no branding on the outside. Your mail carrier doesn't need context.