Choking Hazard Tee

The Choking Hazard Tee from Unethical Threads slaps a bright yellow warning sign on your chest and lets the arrow do the talking. It's the kind of adult humor shirt that doesn't need a single swear word to make its point. You either get it or you don't.

Who actually wears this?

People with big... confidence. This is the shirt for anyone who walks into a room knowing exactly what they're wearing and not caring who reads it twice.

Works at barbecues, bachelor parties, questionable family reunions, and anywhere else someone needs a reason to either laugh or leave. The warning sign design reads loud and clear from across the room, which is sort of the whole point.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial (not that tissue-paper nonsense)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, it accommodates your gains)
• Classic crew neck because some things don't need reinventing
• DTG printed so the colors stay vivid through your questionable laundry habits
• Yellow warning sign graphic that pops against every shirt color

Is this a good gift?

If you have to ask, the answer is yes.

The fact that you're even considering the Choking Hazard Tee for someone means you know them well enough to pull it off. Buy it. Watch them open it. That's the whole entertainment budget for the evening right there.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt have actual profanity on it?

No. The design is a yellow warning sign with "CHOKING HAZARD" text and a downward arrow. Zero profanity, just pure innuendo.

What sizes does the Choking Hazard Tee come in?

Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page for exact measurements.

Will the print fade after washing?

The design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it holds its color through plenty of wash cycles without cracking or peeling.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

Technically nothing explicit is printed on it. Whether your HR department agrees is between you and them.

What's the shirt material like?

Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. It has real weight to it, not flimsy or see-through.