CIA Female Body Inspector Tee (BACKPRINT)

The CIA Female Body Inspector Tee from Unethical Threads puts a fake credential on your back that doesn't even get its own acronym right. Back print only, blank front, styled like agency field gear. Available in black or white.

Who wears a shirt that gets its own joke wrong?

People who understood the assignment and then deliberately failed it.

The CIA Female Body Inspector back print commits fully to something that falls apart the second you think about it. It reads like the lettering on the back of a field jacket, which only makes it funnier. You're not explaining anything to anyone. You're just walking away while they do the math.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't bail on you after a few washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're not an animal
• DTG printed for color that actually holds up
• Back print only. The front says nothing, which is honestly the funniest part.

Is this a good gift?

If they've ever worn an FBI: Female Body Inspector shirt unironically, this is the upgrade.

It's the version for people who like their jokes one layer deeper. Just make sure the recipient actually gets it, because if you have to explain this one, you bought the wrong gift. This is an unofficial parody, not government issue.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the back of the CIA Female Body Inspector shirt say?

"CIA" in large block letters with "FEMALE BODY INSPECTOR" underneath, styled like an agency ID. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Is this affiliated with the actual CIA?

No. This is an unofficial parody with no affiliation with any government agency. Nobody at Langley signed off on this.

Will this shirt offend people?

Probably someone, somewhere. It's a dumb joke on a shirt, not a policy position. Read the room accordingly.

What colors is it available in?

Black or white.