CIA Female Body Inspector Tee

The CIA Female Body Inspector Tee from Unethical Threads takes the oldest joke in the frat house and runs it through the wrong agency. The letters don't match, the confidence is absolute, and that's exactly the point. It's a parody tee for people who like their humor slightly broken.

Who actually wears this?

People who think the best version of a bad joke is the one that doesn't even work properly.

You know that friend who commits so hard to a bit that it loops back to funny? That's the energy. This shirt isn't trying to be smooth. It's trying to be wrong, loudly, on purpose.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a costume-store afterthought
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck (pairs well with a lanyard and fake ID badge, if you're committed)
• DTG printed so the text stays crisp long after the joke stops being socially acceptable
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

If you know someone who peaked in college humor and isn't sorry about it, absolutely.

The CIA Female Body Inspector Tee lands best when the recipient already has a reputation. If they're the type who needs you to explain why it's funny, save your money. This one's for the person who sees it, laughs once, and immediately puts it on.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually affiliated with the CIA?

No. This is an unofficial parody tee. There is no affiliation with, endorsement by, or connection to any government agency.

What sizes does the CIA Female Body Inspector Tee come in?

Unisex sizes S through 4XL. The fit is relaxed, so if you're between sizes, your usual pick should work.

Does the print fade after washing?

The design is DTG printed for lasting color. Follow the care instructions and it'll hold up.

What colors is this shirt available in?

Black or white. That's it.